I like books and trees and jobs that only last 6 months

basic astrology personalities!!

  • aries: the hulk and a bee combined
  • taurus: ron swanson
  • gemini: part animal who is tired and smart
  • cancer: crab who cries
  • leo: thinks they're the best and will probably get murdered one day
  • virgo: a bottle of lysol and tears
  • libra: sassy fuckers who flirt with everything
  • scorpio: satan and your pet cat
  • sagittarius: a pissed off predatory animal
  • capricorn: :///
  • aquarius: conspiracy theory and the whole show FRIENDS
  • pisces: PASSIVE AGRESSIVE FISH
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p-i-a-n-o: “ after a long day being nice pollynor ”
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cabinporn: “ Fixer-upper in Western Maine. Contributed by Joshua Langlais. ”
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  • boy: so u got any fantasies??
  • me: ok so im 28, financially stable, living in a nice apartment and i dont hate myself and i have a job and also a dog
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makerscircle: “ drea-my ”
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kateoplis: “ Sunday plans ”
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ain’t it the truth though “ an inspirational message from me to you ”
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you only yolo once stuffimake: “ Playing with dead animals. ”
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